Hams Gland
anonymous
Hi, my name is Gland, Hams Gland. I'm a kid detective, and I figure out strange mysteries . It was a Saturday night at my office when I heard a knock at the door. As the door swung open I sat in amazement to see the most hottest dame to ever walk my path. She was cool one alright.
"Oh Ham," she said as she threw her arms around me. "I need your help."
We both walked out. The next day Ms. Hot came in, she had a note in her hand.
"Ham!!!!!! Look at this."
I opened up the paper. I read... COME TO THE BAR TONIGHT AT 8:00!!! BEWARE!!!!
So, that night we went to the bar. There he is. !! We turned around.
Why, its my old cheese grater. Why are you doing this. You never pay attention to me!!!! Ever since you got that new coffee maker you have let me in the dust. In fact...that is why I have been following you!!! Oh, cheese ! grader!!
They fell in each others arms and went home to make some chicken parmesan.
Ah another case close. For now I'm Gland, Ham Gland.
THE END!!!!!!