Cat Tales- Second Edition
"Hi! I have a cat named Creedmoor. Strange name, I know.
That's the name of the town where we found him. He's really hyper.
He hunts outside and plays inside. He gives a great head massage,
and is great to snuggle with.
You know that cat food commercial where it shows a cat and says something like "A Mentor", well my cat is all of those."
"My cat Smokey once tackled my feet when I was sleeping because I was wiggling my feet! When Smokey was sleeping that night I tackled his feet too!"
- smoolpers uncle
"My cat is named Fluffy, one day she was going out the door
and my brother by accident slammed her tail in the door!
Part of her tail got cut off!!!!!!!!
I was very sad! My mom said her tail wouldn't grow back but she would be o.k.
Now her tail fur grew back but her tail is shorter! Poor Kitty!!!!!"
"My cat's name is Cinthia. Every day I sing a little chant
and she looks like she is doing a G-I-Joe crawl. The chant goes like this:
YOUR THE CINTHS, EVER SINCE, EVER SINCE, YOU WERE CINTHS EVER SINCE, SINCE YOU WERE CINTHS, (start over)."
"I have a cat and he is very smart. Once, he was hungry, so he figured out how to make my mom's alarm go off at three A.M.! Our other cat used to use my old dollhouse as a bed and is MUCH bigger now, but he still tries to squeeze in! Also, he knows a very good way to get attention. If you stop petting him he will yowl loudly and paw at you. And to wake you up, he will sit on your head and paw at your face and poke his little head down in front of yours. Forget morning breath; say hello to morning cat food breath! Speaking of cat food, we have to find a new word for it. They know cat food, food, stuff, F-O-O-D, can, and alot of others. If we say "You need to get some more STUFF at the store", there they go over to their dishes, to sit with their little tails curled `round their feet and wait impatiently. I think that's about it..."
"My cats name is Feona. She has some of the weirdest habits.
Some of her favorites are attacking my sister's hair
scrunchies, dragging a fake 'coonskin hat around the house,
and running from room to room at warp speed.
Then there's Isaac, my other cat. He occasionally jumps
up on my bed, bites my covers, and walks around in circles!" - JoelB12
"I like my cat Fluffy. she is a calico cat.
One day I saw Fluffy in the garden, I told her not to do it any
more. "but why? ," she asked. I told her that if she played in the garden she would get dirty and she would mess up mother's garden.
Fluffy said she would not do it any more. So the next day I bought her a present. It was a new mouse.
She played with it and had fun. After a little while, she thanked me and we went outside and took a walk.
"My cat is soooooooooooo cute. She plays fetch with a tinfoil ball. She is very playful even though she is not a kitten. I love her very much and I wouldn't trade her in for a million dollars. I think everybody should have a cat."
"I have a cat story. My cat named Sheba loves to whine.
One day I was sick and I was eating chicken soup and
my mom let Sheba out and he ran out and jumped on the
chair and then he jumped on the table and started to eat
my soup so my mom brought him in his room and he whined.
And the nexted day he saw the donut box and almost got one
he whined and whined." - boo1594217
"My cat's name is Stripes. When I was only 5 or 6(I am 12 now),
I found him cold, hungry, and dying for a home near my grandmother's house. So I took him home with my dad's permission and took care of him. About 1 yr. later, a string wrapped around his intestines and he kept throwing up. We got him to a good pet hospitaland with a mini operation, he was as good as new. He also
brought home a stray cat my neighbor calls Little Girl. She
sleeps in our garage now. She trusts no humans and barely
lets us touch her. One day, we took her to the vet and
found out she was actually a he! The vets even admitted he
sounded and looked like a girl. Stripes really has no friends
except Little Girl (Guy). He doesn't seem to mind. Most of
his days are spent playing, sleeping, eating, exploring outside,
hanging with Little Guy/Girl (we still call him Little Girl
because he recognizes that name), etc. He purrs a whole lot
and loves attention from people. That's all!"
"My cat is loyal, nice, smart ect.. She "knocks" on the
door to get in. She is always nice. She is always clean.
She sometimes jumps on the door handles to try to open the
door. She knows how a door works. She is very old, and she
has only lost 2 fights in her life. If she had her front
claws, she would have never lost a fight.
I think dog owners have never heard of a real dog vs. cat
fight. Since usually it is the cat that wins. Though dog vs.
cat fights are very rare. And I just heard of a true story
on T.V. about a cat that drove off a HUMAN burglar. Cops
found a trail of blood (100% human) leading out of the
house. But I'm not sure if they caught him.
Dogs have not been domesticated as long as cats, that is
why they are bigger than cats. At least, I think they
haven't been domesticated as long. Think about it, cats were
owned by Egyptians thousands of years ago, not dogs.
A one on one fight between a wild cat and a wild dog, the
lion, tiger, linx, mountain lion, panther, cheetah or any
other wild cat would tear apart, swallow, and spit out a
hyena, wild dog, dingo, wolf, fox or any other wild kind of
I'm not saying dogs are cool, strong, or obedient, they
are. I'm just bringing up the good points of cats and
eliminating old wives tales for the new Cat Issue. "
- Tony Willsey
"My friends cat Cleopatra p. Pussycat always looks at the fridge like it's going to
jump up and do the mexican hat dance!!"
"I have two cats. One is named GINGER, the other one is CINNAMON. ONE IS LOUD. But one is quiet. They are brothers and are about 10 months old. They like to go outside,
but we can't let them, because the neighbors will get MAD (the "boys" dig up the gardens and chase birds."
- Loris, age 9
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